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Ahhh. The Good Life!

Posted: May 21, 2019 in Uncategorized

My littlest saved my life once. She proved death could be thwarted and showed great courage. 

Then, she took me to the Harley Davidson store off of the Thousand Oaks turnaround and showed me my style upgrade.

Thank you, Harmony.

Hello Monday!!!

Posted: February 25, 2019 in Uncategorized

I am JUST NOW crawling out of the muck of my last smudge.  It was a pretty intense, very malevolent energy.๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ’ดโ˜ ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿบ

I will need to build a site that inserts the happiness quotient into a top-down method rather than an object-oriented style to achieve balance and clarity. 

I am going to call it “Love Spell”. 

I can’t wait to share it with all of you who wish to achieve that Nirvana, too! Expect changes to my main site as I hit Web Year 12.

***Smudge #2 Completed. Trojan Horse dismantled.***


Posted: February 22, 2019 in Uncategorized

Navy blue. Hero.

Tips my digits so brightly

Shield and protector.

#museflowering #haiku #moonspellsmoon
*Turned Out To Be A Jerk

I’m totally not lying but a guy who was attractive in his own right completely forgot his name when he spoke to the statuesque hottie on the register. I saw it and even commented on the event for clarity since most believe my vision to be blurred at times.

He was lovin’ it.

Management was a little slow but it seems like they are giving management positions around here in an affirmative action method that may not be conducive to efficiency. Luckily for them, the overworked beauty at the register kept me completely enthralled, as well.

Not in a gay way. I’ve always admired feminine ‘glamouring’. She was a natural.

Hope you got laid yesterday. It’s always fun to see the Sagittarius makings of the love spell holiday. Great people because they were made that way out of good รณl fashioned lust!๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿพ

I treated myself to something Northern Italy would be jealous of…

Good times. 

I saw this written on Craigslist and had to share! This is exactly what is happening here. 

This has to stop.

Happy Valentine’s Day because some things are like being the only vegan at the steakhouse they chose just because you were the only vegan. 

St. Valentine’s was always one of my faves, next to St. Barbara who really should have listened to her pagan father. Really. 

The Holy Grail is that magic thousand per day. 

Join my alchemy. 

-๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ•ถ

From hosting acquisition to implementation: Roughly one business day.

SEO results = over 1000 unique visitors < 24hrs during first iteration of the Spiral Methodology. 

I knew it went Platinum when Rebecca Gonzalez and North Park Lincoln showed up in my ad rotation. They only pop up when there’s a crowd.

Crazy like a fox.

Thanks Mom.   


These guys are pros. They’ve got a great location next to a spectacular water feature with their campin’pit; ready to party.  They are also EXTREMELY knowledgable when the topic is regarding which bang most resembles which AK. 

Something tells me that flag flying over the building rings a level of Truth of S.E.E.R.

Proud to be an ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ A ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ M ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ E ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ R๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ I ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ C ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ A ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ N๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ!

Happy Independence Day from me and my littlest! 

  • Alamo Fireworks #612 on Kitty Hawk near Crestway.
  • Please call 210.667.1106 for specific coords. 
  • Ask for Johnny or Victor.

Aloha Gladiators! Letโ€™s get together for a night of fun for First Friday! If you have never done a pub run then now is your chance! The theme for June is Luau Party ๐ŸŒบโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿปโ€ so wear your grass skirt, coconuts and leis! Our start point will be Pat Oโ€™Briens. More details to come, so keep an eye out. Hope you can join us. ALL ARE WELCOME! Mahalo ๐ŸŽ‰

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