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I’m totally not lying but a guy who was attractive in his own right completely forgot his name when he spoke to the statuesque hottie on the register. I saw it and even commented on the event for clarity since most believe my vision to be blurred at times.

He was lovin’ it.

Management was a little slow but it seems like they are giving management positions around here in an affirmative action method that may not be conducive to efficiency. Luckily for them, the overworked beauty at the register kept me completely enthralled, as well.

Not in a gay way. I’ve always admired feminine ‘glamouring’. She was a natural.

Hope you got laid yesterday. It’s always fun to see the Sagittarius makings of the love spell holiday. Great people because they were made that way out of good ól fashioned lust!🤘🏾

I treated myself to something Northern Italy would be jealous of…

Good times. 

I saw this written on Craigslist and had to share! This is exactly what is happening here. 

  
This has to stop.

Happy Valentine’s Day because some things are like being the only vegan at the steakhouse they chose just because you were the only vegan. 

St. Valentine’s was always one of my faves, next to St. Barbara who really should have listened to her pagan father. Really. 

The Holy Grail is that magic thousand per day. 

Join my alchemy. 

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From hosting acquisition to implementation: Roughly one business day.

SEO results = over 1000 unique visitors < 24hrs during first iteration of the Spiral Methodology. 

I knew it went Platinum when Rebecca Gonzalez and North Park Lincoln showed up in my ad rotation. They only pop up when there’s a crowd.

Crazy like a fox.

Thanks Mom.   

 

These guys are pros. They’ve got a great location next to a spectacular water feature with their campin’pit; ready to party.  They are also EXTREMELY knowledgable when the topic is regarding which bang most resembles which AK. 

Something tells me that flag flying over the building rings a level of Truth of S.E.E.R.

Proud to be an 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 M 🇺🇸 E 🇺🇸 R🇺🇸 I 🇺🇸 C 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 N🇺🇸!

Happy Independence Day from me and my littlest! 

  • Alamo Fireworks #612 on Kitty Hawk near Crestway.
  • Please call 210.667.1106 for specific coords. 
  • Ask for Johnny or Victor.

Aloha Gladiators! Let’s get together for a night of fun for First Friday! If you have never done a pub run then now is your chance! The theme for June is Luau Party 🌺☀️👙🏝🏄🏻‍ so wear your grass skirt, coconuts and leis! Our start point will be Pat O’Briens. More details to come, so keep an eye out. Hope you can join us. ALL ARE WELCOME! Mahalo 🎉

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High Fecal Matter Alert!

   
    
   

CONCERT 3 AMERICANS IN ITALY
Monday, May 14, 2018, 7:30PM
Jazz TX
312 Pearl Parkway, Bldg. 6 Suite 6001, San Antonio, Tx.
Tel: 2103329386

Americans in Italy will feature brand new works by American composers Jennifer Jolley, Elliott McKinley, Peter Farmer and Luke Dahn, all faculty members of the 2018 edition of Alba Music Festival Composition Program, in Alba, Italy. SOLI will represent San Antonio at the festival as its Ensemble-in-Residence between May 26 and June 4, 2018, and perform additional concerts in San Remo and Alba, performing some of the exceptional chamber music America has to offer. The ensemble will premiere and record 12 new works by the Festival Fellows, written specifically for the ensemble, and feature selection of those works on their 2018-19, 25th Anniversary Season in San Antonio.

That’s a tricky one.  

How does one cannon-ize the forsaken?  

Signed: Pre-☕️

Yeah.  But I’m not.  But I am.  Master’s level database class and stuff.

Sooo…

Hey!  How has 2017 been treating you?  Real life has my full attention and sleep is fleeting as I organize for Web Year Eleven in my business PARADIGM.  I love that word.  It makes more sense than this Texas Winter, I’ll tell you that.  The sun was like, “ohhh don’t you forget, summer is RIGHT around the corner ready to put that heat on your…” you know the rest.

Ok.  I fixed my jacked public calendar automation for the upcoming events that you can view on the left sidebar.  Please check back often to see all of the great events in and around the San Antonio Metroplex.  That’s automated. Doesn’t need sleep.

The San Antonio Food Bank is desperately in need of volunteers.

Jake Castillo Trio because it is Wednesday and Mr. Castillo liked one of my SoundCloud tunes. Yes. That works.

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Merry New Year!
BJ