I’m totally not lying but a guy who was attractive in his own right completely forgot his name when he spoke to the statuesque hottie on the register. I saw it and even commented on the event for clarity since most believe my vision to be blurred at times.

He was lovin’ it.

Management was a little slow but it seems like they are giving management positions around here in an affirmative action method that may not be conducive to efficiency. Luckily for them, the overworked beauty at the register kept me completely enthralled, as well.

Not in a gay way. I’ve always admired feminine ‘glamouring’. She was a natural.

Hope you got laid yesterday. It’s always fun to see the Sagittarius makings of the love spell holiday. Great people because they were made that way out of good ól fashioned lust!🤘🏾

I treated myself to something Northern Italy would be jealous of…

Good times. 

I saw this written on Craigslist and had to share! This is exactly what is happening here. 

This has to stop.

Happy Valentine’s Day because some things are like being the only vegan at the steakhouse they chose just because you were the only vegan. 

St. Valentine’s was always one of my faves, next to St. Barbara who really should have listened to her pagan father. Really. 

Melanie Tramp Porn Video

Posted: February 7, 2019 in Adult-ONLY

Send the kiddies out of the room and make sure you turn the volume up to hear her. The American public has the right to know who this woman really is!


The Holy Grail is that magic thousand per day. 

Join my alchemy. 


From hosting acquisition to implementation: Roughly one business day.

SEO results = over 1000 unique visitors < 24hrs during first iteration of the Spiral Methodology. 

I knew it went Platinum when Rebecca Gonzalez and North Park Lincoln showed up in my ad rotation. They only pop up when there’s a crowd.

Crazy like a fox.

Thanks Mom.   


Join the Autism Treatment Center for an Elvis Birthday Bash on Sunday, January 6, 2019 at La Hacienda de Los Barrios (18747 Redland Road) from 6pm to 9pm. Enjoy the music of Elvis performed by The Rick Cavender Band and win prizes playing Elvis Trivia. Tickets are just $35 per person in advance ($45 at the door) and include dinner, entertainment and a drawing ticket. Proceeds from this event support ATC’s programs for children and adults with autism in San Antonio.

For tickets click here.

Coffee ☕️ Festival 

Posted: January 4, 2019 in entertainment

San Antonio COFFEE Festival; January 5th 2019: 

NEW Enhancements at the 7th annual event: Areas have been expanded to provide more space. Admission will be limited only to ticket-holders to enable a more intimate experience for the Specialty Coffee Tasting Flights. A VIP ticket has been added to offer a more exclusive opportunity in the first hour of the event. The Specialty Coffee Tasting Flight will now include 5 tastings.

VIP Entry – 10am • General Admission – 11am • Ends at 5pm

The San Antonio Coffee Festival is a celebration of coffee. Taste amazing fresh, locally roasted coffee from all over the world. Meet local coffee artisans from 25+ different coffee roasteries who will roast and artfully brew 80+ coffees. Appreciate the many people who pilot a coffee bean from crop to cup. Stroll through the shops and the history of La Villita. Listen to good music. Eat some good food. Arts Shopping. Visit with friends and family. Learn about coffee in free demonstrations…all in a fun, comfortable community atmosphere.
Come be a part of history!

General Admission Advance Tickets are $7 + fees

General Admission Tickets Include:

    Festival entrance

    Specialty Coffee Tasting Flight (5 Tastings)

    Exclusive access to Specialty Coffee Exhibitors

    2 stages of entertainment

    Access to art and food vendors*


VIP Tickets Advance Tickets are $20 + fees

VIP Tickets Include (LIMITED):

    Early entry (at 10 AM) for one hour

    Commemorative San Antonio Coffee Festival coffee mug

    Specialty Coffee Tasting Flight (5 Tastings)

    Exclusive access to Specialty Coffee Exhibitors

    2 stages of entertainment

    Access to art and food vendors*


ADVANCE purchase is highly encouraged. Admission is limited and is expected to sell-out.

At Gate: $10 for day-of purchase (if not sold out already)

Free Admission only for Children 10 & under.



Before you begin the deep analyzation techniques let me explain:

Picture it, Sicily – 1932…just kidding.  I was working on another project.  I swear I entered another url that is completely outside the realm that is WordPress and my editor popped up for this site.  You do know I manage a bunch of websites, don’t you?  So here I am.  It is almost like a real editor showed up to tell me to show Where To Go 210 some love but in some weird, digital form.

Then I remembered why it would be important to post today.  I can’t believe I almost forgot! Mannnnnnnnn, Cowboy’s Dance Hall Ladies Night.  Yes.  Oh my goodness, yes.  Yes, yes, it’s country but it does that thing that country bars do when the liquor sales start kachinging.  It turns….ummm…what would you call it without offending people but really it’s a huge compliment…????

Just go see.  NO matter who you are. It’s Lady’s Night, wimmins and gentle dudes.  Wednesday, August 29 2018, dagnabit.


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These guys are pros. They’ve got a great location next to a spectacular water feature with their campin’pit; ready to party.  They are also EXTREMELY knowledgable when the topic is regarding which bang most resembles which AK. 

Something tells me that flag flying over the building rings a level of Truth of S.E.E.R.

Proud to be an 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 M 🇺🇸 E 🇺🇸 R🇺🇸 I 🇺🇸 C 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 N🇺🇸!

Happy Independence Day from me and my littlest! 

  • Alamo Fireworks #612 on Kitty Hawk near Crestway.
  • Please call 210.667.1106 for specific coords. 
  • Ask for Johnny or Victor.

Go see the day bartender, Mikayla. At some point, I was begging her to make out with my date. They were both into it but at some point, my date became…distracted.

But she’s still smokin’. No lie.
Don’t believe me?